A collaboration by me (words) and kaleadora
(art). ASOIAF in the style of Edward Gorey!
EDIT 11/16/2012: Thanks for the hits, reddit/io9/FB visitors! Please note that Kaleadora
did the art, and that we collaborated on this back in 2009, so things covered in A Dance with Dragons (or on the HBO show for that matter) are obviously not included. And, as I thought would be clear due to the tongue-in-cheek nature of the work, but apparently needs to be clearer - not all of these are real/canonical, so please don't bother to complain that so-and-so isn't really dead, or didn't die in the way mentioned in the poem - I probably just picked them because their name started with the right letter and I could think of a rhyme. Thanks again for the nice comments!